I AM HUMANOID

June 1, 2012 4:42 pm 4:16 pm 3:58 pm

Bitch please.

  • Girl 1: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans.
  • Girl 2: My boyfriend looks best in leather jacket.
  • Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080P HD.
May 31, 2012 12:44 pm May 28, 2012 10:31 pm May 27, 2012 10:55 pm 10:53 pm 10:21 pm 10:19 pm 10:06 pm

theandersonbrothers:

I’m honestly surprised there isn’t a Hunger Games porn parody called The Hung Games where Kattits Everdeen, Peenis Mellark, and twenty-two other “teens” try to kill each other with sex at the Pornucopia.

(Source: trentofsky, via follesexual)